Breaking Wind

By bellmannews / April 1, 2026
waves crashing over breakwater creating a frame around downie point

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SCIENTISTS say this year’s winter storms could be among the last ever experienced in Stonehaven as offshore wind farms will act as wind breaks giving us calm waters and only gentle breezes to dry the washing.

With the surge in development of renewable energy projects in the North Sea, it is only now scientists are starting to understand they may bring more benefits to coastal settlements than the anticipated green energy and generous community benefit funds.

Dr Gail Kuling of the Frankfurt Academy for Renewable Technology, has been modelling the impact of offshore wind farms using data collected from those already in operation. Her research project initially focused on potential impacts on shipping – but has produced surprising predictions for a sea-change in conditions on dry land.

”There are complexities in predicting the turbulence produced locally at turbine arrays – but in terms of the effect on wind speeds at a greater distance, it is basic science really,” she said

”The energy extracted from the wind for electricity, leaves weather systems diminished with a consequent reduction of wave generation, and enfeebled onshore winds,” she said.

Gail said North East Scotland was unique in the becalming effect of large wind farms – because the coastline will be almost totally surrounded and defended by ScotWind developments.

”I would expect to see much less wind reaching your shores, bringing calmer seas and protection from over-topping waves,” she said.

”It should make a walk along the prom a very relaxing experience.”

It appears however, there may be winners and losers in our localised climate change. Dr Kuling said dinghy sailors and surfers would find conditions far less exciting but those prone to sea-sickness may finally be able to take to the waters – and our local stand up paddle board business could enjoy a boom.

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